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Keith Burge
@carryonkeith
Economic development professional, charity trustee, ultra runner and Shrewsbury ('til I die). On Instagram @carryonagainkeith. Views very much my own.
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    Keith Burge
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    Dec 18, 2025
    Can you help an old man with food, water, a bed or your company? (Not generally, I mean me.) In late April/early May 2026 I’ll be spending 12 days trying to run 1,000km from the Thames to the Tyne along NCN Route 1 (a rather longer but very much safer route than the M1/A1). 1/4
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    Keith Burge
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    Feb 26, 2021
    If I have this right, Nicola Sturgeon is accused of lying to the Scottish Parliament and the BBC reports that if found guilty she will ‘have to resign’, but Boris Johnson has been proven to lie to the UK Parliament multiple times and is able to do so with impunity.
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    Keith Burge
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    May 26, 2024
    "Hi Rishi, it's Michelle from Mone Military Uniforms."
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    Keith Burge
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    Jan 27, 2021
    All we need now is Priti Patel saying she’s sorry if 100,000 people think they are dead.
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    Keith Burge
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    Jun 12, 2020
    So we're getting rid of statues and TV programmes, but keeping the current Prime Minister?
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    Keith Burge
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    Sep 16, 2021
    Brexit Britain: "I'd like to buy a pound of apples, a pound of bananas and 8 ounces of grapes please." "I'm terribly sorry, but we're completely out of fresh fruit."
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    Keith Burge
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    Dec 21, 2020
    Congratulations to Danny Boyle for choreographing such an amazing opening ceremony for the Brexit Festival. Inspirational!
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    Keith Burge
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    May 11, 2022
    I don't want to see photographs of politicians opening food banks; I want to see photographs of politicians closing them.
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    Keith Burge
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    Jan 17, 2023
    There is nothing more patriotic than trying to not pay your taxes and thereby starve essential public services of funding.
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    Keith Burge
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    Jan 20, 2023
    Lee works for us. He's not single (shocker) & earns more than 80k, rents a hotel room in Central London at our expense, spends hundreds of pounds a month on travelling to work at our expense and slags people off for using foodbanks. Lee makes no point at all.
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    Keith Burge
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    Aug 29, 2022
    Apparently, she'd stand up to Putin, but is scared of Nick Robinson.
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    Keith Burge
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    Apr 22, 2021
    Boris Johnson didn’t need to move heaven and earth to source life-saving ventilators. He just needed to reply to emails from established suppliers who didn’t donate to the Tory Party.
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    Keith Burge
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    Jul 6, 2021
    The wearing of masks will no longer be compulsory, as we wish to give people more freedom. What used to be legitimate protest will now be punishable by 10 years in prison. This Government on the same day.
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    Keith Burge
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    Nov 13, 2023
    "He's given who a seat in the Lords?!"
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