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Carson
@carsoncantcode
new account @carsonszeder
monster.bet
Joined November 2022
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Nov 20, 2024
    Replying to @RuffCrim
    This belongs in the Twitter hall of fame 😭
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Jul 27, 2025
    Replying to @SplitTheGod
    “Hacked” aka opened a public link with sensitive data 😭
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Oct 11, 2024
    Replying to @BaseballQuotes1
    Being a baseball account and not knowing the difference between a safety squeeze and suicide squeeze is wild
    58K
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Jan 6, 2025
    Replying to @sixscosepoise
    Traumatized 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Dec 30, 2024
    Replying to @DidJoeBidenDie and @DidJimmyDie
    Bros ecstatic 😭
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Sep 10, 2024
    The “Money twitter” ecosystem is a cesspool of 18-22 year olds scamming each other out of the same $1000
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Aug 15, 2025
    Replying to @MikeBeauvais
    No thanks that 12 year old throwing 82 got my rent paid
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Nov 14, 2024
    Replying to @CaudilloXIV
    Dated a normal dude and becomes extremely based
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Nov 6, 2024
    Replying to @chulito_jotito
    Actually she was a bad candidate 🫵😂
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Aug 31, 2024
    Mfs make $10k in a month one time and start giving life advice
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Jan 8, 2025
    Replying to @MrMatthewTodd
    Yes I’m sure a natural disaster occurring in one of the most progressive states in the world is due to climate change and not neglect
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Nov 14, 2024
    Replying to @nathanmarzion
    Centel wasn’t cappin
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Oct 22, 2024
    Replying to @JackSimoneNBA
    1-19 was pretty fuckin boring
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    Carson
    @carsoncantcode
    Nov 6, 2024
    Replying to @jentayIor
    Shut the fuck up
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