Benedict
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Benedict
@carto_graph
effete scion of civilisation 🏳️‍🌈
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Jul 27, 2025
    they should have separate airports for people who walk quickly and are capable of reading signs
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Oct 28, 2025
    Why does EVERYBODY seem to have thought this as a child
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    ben weller 🪴 ✟
    @flowerpotweller
    Oct 28, 2025
    this is literally what i thought the eurostar did as a child
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Aug 3, 2025
    Just met a guy in rural Austria. Told him I’m from London. Him: “I’d love to go to London. But I don’t want to get stabbed.” Glad to see our good reputation has travelled round the world.
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Apr 17, 2025
    In Germany you know which platform your train leaves from months in advance – it’s on the timetable. In Britain Network Rail doesn’t tell you until the train is just about to leave.
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Nov 8, 2025
    Just found out that my mother (the tax partner in a firm of London accountants) has just received the first instalment of her winter fuel allowance. Universal Boomer Income.
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Apr 2, 2025
    America: rejected because your application lapses into hubris British UCAS personal statement: ‘My passion for geography was first sparked when I went on a scintillating field trip to Durdle Door.’
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    Monica Marks
    @MonicaLMarks
    Apr 1, 2025
    For whatever it’s worth to Zach or other students, I’ve sat on Rhodes Scholarship committees & reviewed many elite apps. This essay: (1) lapsed into hubris by the end of para #1, & (2) didn’t explain *why* Zach wants to learn from other humans, let alone at a particular uni.🧵
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Nov 11, 2025
    In Britain we have an unusual cultural practice. It’s called ‘following the signs’ which is a bit difficult to translate but roughly means ‘looking where you are going and reading things that are posted on walls’.
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    Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
    @Noahpinion
    Nov 11, 2025
    Visiting Paris really makes you realize how much of "Western culture" is just French culture...
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Sep 6, 2025
    > It didn’t chase glass-and-steel “progress.” Brother this is what central Warsaw looks like
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    Culture Explorer
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    Sep 5, 2025
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    While the rest of Europe is debating statues, Poland is preserving cathedrals, restoring medieval squares, and opening palaces to the public. It didn’t chase glass-and-steel “progress.” It made history visible again.
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Mar 20, 2025
    The British Library is so intensely civilised. >walk in >go through some pointless bureaucracy >deal with a ropey IT system >access to EVERYTHING EVER PUBLISHED IN BRITAIN
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Aug 7, 2025
    Sorry but are Americans now using the word ‘transplant’ as a synonym for ‘person who has moved to a city’?
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    SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
    @SubwayTakes
    Aug 6, 2025
    Every transplant should have to volunteer somewhere!! @macyagilliam
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