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Patrick Neve

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Patrick Neve

@catholicpat

Comedian + systematic theologian | Co-Host of Bropostles Podcast | #1 Bestselling Author of "Save Your Parish" | Columnist @catholicherald

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Joined December 2012

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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
Jun 12
Yesterday, Pope Leo posted about immigration and the right freaked out But Pope Leo’s statement is consistent with the conservative position on immigration. The right must understand the Church’s position on immigration and stop acting like she is against them.
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
Mar 15, 2023
I tried to take peanut butter through airport security. TSA: Sorry, no liquids, gels, or aerosols. Me: I want you to tell me which of those things you think peanut butter is.
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
Jun 18, 2025
There are like 28 psalms that talk about this “I saw the wicked prosper like a cedar When I passed by again he was no more”
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
Aug 4, 2025
Pope Leo XIV: • Church of 1.3 Billion people • No private jet Kenneth Copeland • Church of ~100,000 • THREE private jets Why is that?
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
Nov 6, 2024
Congratulations to America’s first Catholic Vice President
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
Oct 6, 2025
I know when I remember something I immediately go Google it
Pamphlets
@PamphletsY
Oct 5, 2025
🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Charlie Kirk Has Already Been Forgotten By Most Normal People.
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
Nov 4, 2025
“Over 100 languages are spoken in our great city”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
Nov 3, 2025
Over 100 languages are spoken in our great city and it’s actually a pretty amazing part of being an American. If you are humiliated by America and the diversity that powers our nation’s Nobel Prizes, Olympic Gold Medals, and breakthrough innovations and culture, that’s on you.
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
Nov 7, 2025
Happened again.
AF Post
@AFpost
Nov 7, 2025
New Hampshire’s first transgender elected representative, “Stacie” Laughton, has pleaded guilty to child exploitation charges. He reportedly asked his partner, who worked in a daycare, to send him nude photos of kids. Follow: @AFpost
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
Jun 12, 2025
Why does this always happen?
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
Oct 10, 2024
“Muhammad is the most influential person in history” “Oh yeah? When was he born?” “About 570 years after Jesus Christ”
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
Jul 1, 2025
Happened again.
Suffragent
@Suffragent_
Jun 30, 2025
This is Stephen Ireland - founder of Pride in Surrey. He's just been jailed for raping an 'extremely vulnerable' boy he met on Grindr in 2024. He was also found guilty of possessing prohibited images of children. He was sentenced to 13 years.
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He was sentenced to "24 years in prison, with a further six on extended licence" surrey.police.uk/news/surrey/ne…
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
Jun 28, 2025
I had a kid and then immediately flipped my opinion on this lol
Arcfunmi
@Arcfunmi
Jun 27, 2025
Real definition of Hostile Architecture 📹: architectanddesign
Viralfizz
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Viralfizz
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
May 7, 2025
Catholic Church has more aura than any other institution on the planet You can hate all you want You will never match it
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Patrick Neve
@catholicpat
Jan 21, 2025
It was just a clump of data
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@SecretFire79
Jan 20, 2025
BREAKING: President Trump has shut down the pro-abortion reproductiverights.gov HHS website
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