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Chip
@chippel
Doctor of Etymology. The smartest guy you know. Follows, Retweets, Likes, and Endorsements are not endorsements even if explicitly stated other wise.
Pizza Town, PA
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    Chip
    @chippel
    Nov 17, 2024
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    Jason the Cartoon Fan 🍉
    @JasonSt77097165
    Nov 16, 2024
    This moment from The Simpsons remains evergreen.
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    Chip
    @chippel
    May 19, 2025
    Replying to @CowGirlKisser
    Europeans faint a the sweltering temperature of 79°. They cannot be trusted tk understand the severity of our weather.
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    Chip
    @chippel
    Nov 10, 2025
    Replying to @Hoppydoesntread
    I like the implication that Shaggy either evaded arrest or simply died before he could be apprehended.
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    Chip
    @chippel
    Apr 27, 2025
    Replying to @coldhealing
    POV: your wife is a bitch.
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    Chip
    @chippel
    Oct 15, 2025
    Replying to @Telepeturtle
    Dude your entire career is drawing softcore pornography.
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    Chip
    @chippel
    Mar 29, 2025
    Replying to @reddit_lies
    If you ever read reviews of Lolita, you'll notice that all the people who think it's a legitimate romance novel instead of a psychological horror are women.
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    Chip
    @chippel
    Jul 6, 2024
    Replying to @Akumabat
    There is no conceivable reality in which Peter Parker is able to afford a Five Guys burger.
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    Chip
    @chippel
    Dec 6, 2024
    Replying to @DeclouxJ
    The law didn't even work the way he said he did. So he was straight up just commiting statutory rape.
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    Chip
    @chippel
    Mar 29, 2025
    Replying to @ShitpostRock
    The man who doesn't like pickles on his burger longs for the woman who really like and will eat those pickels.
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    Chip
    @chippel
    Jun 25, 2025
    Replying to @u_m_a_m_i
    Is your gym located within the confines of a Tom and Jerry cartoon?
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    Chip
    @chippel
    Feb 4, 2025
    Replying to @fleshsimulator
    I knew a Korean kid who was adopted by a black couple and they just named him Isaiah but when he turned 13 they let him change his name and he changed it to Guitar Hiro.
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    Chip
    @chippel
    Apr 27, 2025
    Replying to @DanBoyWonder
    Ben using a racial slur is not only not "out of pocket" but is totally in character.
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    Chip
    @chippel
    Oct 9, 2025
    Replying to @Bizarnage
    Actually Venom is the name of the movie.
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    Chip
    @chippel
    Nov 28, 2024
    Replying to @realwow_mao
    People just forget that Tel Aviv is just like if LA was surgically removed from the west coast of the US and dropped in the Middle East.
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