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chunky fila
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no way a guy like me would ever talk shit on the internet | views never representative of any of my employers, past or present | inquiries: [email protected]
queens - memphis - brooklyn
Born January 20
Joined May 2012
- imagine if a muslim choir did this lmaoImagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this
00:00 - i think it’s pretty cool that we can all agree on the most fucked up thing of the past decade. it wasn’t ebola it wasn’t trump it wasn’t even blake shelton getting sexiest man of the year it was that damn U2 album that apple decided to just download to everyone’s iphone
- women just want a $7 coffee and a little kiss on the forehead
- y’all will listen to frank ocean but won’t be frank with your emoceans
- Give them both a pdf, first one that can rotate it gets to be president
- “my dog hates fireworks” no, your dog is just a COMMUNIST who hates AMERICA
- personally i’m happy eve ate the apple. it gave us gossip. it gave us drama. imagine a world without e! news. i would rather not
- she’s not “praying on your downfall” bro, she’s reporting you for sexual assault
- da good, da bad, and da vinky
- rip betty white i hope she’s whoopin ronald reagan’s ass as we speak
- no matter how much you hate your younger siblings, they’ll never be as bad as that lil piece of shit edmund from the lion the witch and the wardrobe who betrayed his family to the white witch for some turkish delight
- haven’t spoken to my ex in 3 years but she felt the need to come into my life & ruin my peace this saturday





