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Colm O'Regan
@colmoregan
Comedian, author 7 books, #8 gallivanting with words 30/10/25 broadcaster, MC event host, TV narrator/voiceover, @irishexaminer columnist a few scoops podcastt
Dublin City, Ireland
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    Colm O'Regan
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    Oct 22, 2025
    My 8th book is in my hands! GALLIVANTING WITH WORDS I don't know what the song is about but I think it's about the importance of buying books called Gallivanting Out next Thursday in all the shops. It's about how the Irish speak English. linktr.ee/colmoregan
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    Colm O'Regan
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    Dec 18, 2022
    In a tournament costing a quarter of a trillion, designed to rehabilitate a dictatorship, with every move PR-optimised & choreographed, the fact that one enduring image of the whole thing will be a goalkeeper pretending a golden glove statue is his willy will never not be funny.
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    Colm O'Regan
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    Jan 12, 2024
    Both teams good on the counter.
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    Gary Riches
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    Jan 7, 2024
    Massive game at 7pm tonight. Up The Air Fryers 🙌🏻
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    Colm O'Regan
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    Nov 29, 2020
    "Fair fucks"- the best phrase for congratulating someone in Ireland. It could be for anything: climbing Everest, the birth of a child, carrying 4 pints. It should be an official honour. "You have been commended for bravery. Fair Fucks To You" Signed: President Michael D Higgins
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    Colm O'Regan
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    Jan 11, 2021
    If they vaccinate the elderly first and open the pubs just for them so they can go and get gently hammered in warm comfortable pubs with the news on the telly and no one talking shite about house prices or taking photos of them 'being adorable', I would have no problem with that.
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    Colm O'Regan
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    Aug 3, 2024
    Finally an answer to the question: "Who's taking the horse to France?"
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    Colm O'Regan
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    Jul 19, 2022
    My favourite part of an Irish wedding is the day after and the official Finding Out What Time Did Everyone Go To Bed At ceremony.
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    Colm O'Regan
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    Apr 3, 2021
    At this stage, I would drink a 7-euro pint by myself in The Temple Bar standing next to the speaker looking at cricket results on Sky Sports News while a stag night groom-to-be was given the mike to sing the chorus to Sweet Caroline.
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    Colm O'Regan
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    Oct 10, 2020
    The day culchies have waited for since the foundation of the state.
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    Colm O'Regan
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    Oct 8, 2024
    No bother. What questions are we asking them?
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    Colm O'Regan
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    May 28, 2022
    Came out the jacks in my house there and immediately I was in a queue for Dublin Airport T1.
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    Colm O'Regan
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    Jan 22, 2022
    Lads on a night out, ye should still wash your hands after the jacks. That rule came in long before the pandemic.
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    Colm O'Regan
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    Jun 17, 2020
    Wife was in Lidl at the weekend and she was asked for ID while buying wine. She had none but was all chuffed until the cashier pointed out she was wearing a mask and sunglasses. She pulled down her mask and the cashier said "oh right, you're grand." And she stopped being chuffed.
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    Colm O'Regan
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    Nov 19, 2020
    My wife is just back from late night shopping in Dealz for stuff like colouring books and mildew blaster and I'm so starved of outings I'm asking her how her trip was as if she's just in the door from a city break in Florence.