I've read about this guy getting fsked up on a motorcycle accident and making tacos out of his foot. 11 of his friends agreed to try because when are you going to try human flesh otherwise. He said it was like venison. Honestly? I'd sign up.
The problem with the parody/satire sites is not that they're shitposting, it's that someone, somewhere, at some point of time will start a movement that says being kind to dogs is racist.
The problem is that these sites accurately predict the future.