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My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
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My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
@coreydotcomm
BCU Alum 🐯 | artist page @real_demond
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    Nov 13, 2024
    ayy add me on bluesky 🦋: @coreydotcomm
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    Oct 29, 2019
    when you smell cigarette smoke
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    NUMERO UNO 🤍🤟🏾💨
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    NUMERO UNO 🤍🤟🏾💨
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    Dec 12, 2020
    Replying to @hbbvalentine
    “my thing is are you going to beat my ass?”
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    Aug 14, 2020
    Replying to @_official_m_1 and @SelfMade__C
    in this economy? you saying this like it’s a bad thing
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    Mar 31, 2025
    Replying to @frank__lenny
    i assumed it was an homage to the goddess statues of fertility but idk
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    Jul 12, 2021
    Replying to @Sirferrell1
    me yelling at my phone trying to get the turtle to move faster
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    Aug 6, 2021
    Replying to @Southside_Gunn
    they definitely all cousins staying at grandma’s for the summer
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    Mar 19, 2023
    when i said the queen ni’jah is my favorite artist but dre heard ‘queen naija’ #swarm
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    ALL reaction videos
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    ALL reaction videos
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    Sep 5, 2019
    Replying to @itstmichelle @t_dabrat and @NICKIMINAJ
    she said this 5 years ago too so she already a lil behind lmao
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    May 23, 2025
    Replying to @SomaKazima
    as a former CFA employee i’m on her side; soon as you get good at the drive thru/outside orders they don’t put you on shit else, no matter the weather conditions or how busy you are. be pissed because the slackers get the simpler positions and shifts
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    Sep 25, 2022
    Replying to @artfulkash
    he said that’s cute, but what’s cute next to gorgeous
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    Apr 4, 2021
    Replying to @williscj_
    this tweet smells like cocoa butter and blue magic grease
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    Jun 3, 2019
    Replying to @NoFridayy and @craignofridayy
    They love playing the sympathy card after they did something wrong! Lmfaooo “it’s above me, the best western is next door” 😂😂😂
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    My Drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp!?
    @coreydotcomm
    Jan 12, 2019
    Replying to @shxxyonce and @BlondedChanel
    Our son stays BOOKED and BUSY

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