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Courtney Parchman
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Courtney Parchman
@cornydawgy
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Joined February 2014
- Blacked out on a date last night and woke up to a text from him saying i should do a one woman show
- When I got my drivers license pic taken it showed up on the screen and I gasped and said omg I look so ugly in that pic and the man taking the pic looked at the pic and then looked at me and said “idk what to tell u that is exactly what u look like” lmao savage
- Are kids buying hermit crabs or was that just a phase we did
- Took the wrong preworkout and sprinted at 9 mph for 10 min and then threw up and now I feel like I understand dogs and their zoomies
- Can Zillow do a black Friday sale
- One time I went to Hawaii w a boy I met on hinge 6 weeks prior, and he fell down on a hike the first day there, so then I was in Hawaii pushing a boy in a wheelchair that I had met 6 weeks prior on hinge
- Replying to @cornydawgyJust wondering what the hell I was doing for that to be the conclusion
- Ok insurance should cover one free lobotomy after ur first heart break
- Last year I lost 90 lbs in a year, and when I lost the first 50 lbs, someone commented on one of my videos “you look different have u been using a gua sha”
- When I got stomach surgery, my doc told me I needed to walk every day. So I would do the same walk every day and one day I met an old man who had the same orders from his doc because he just got a new heart and we would walk n talk every day about our new organs together
- Just found my notes from when I knew nothing about sex and my friends held a Sunday school for me and I came in with questions
- It’s almost like............ he... loves... power.... and wants... to be a ...., dictatorBREAKING: President Trump refuses to commit to a peaceful transition of power after Election Day cnn.it/2RSkWKJ
- I LOVE BEING IN MY 20’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO HARD N FUN!!!!!!!!!!
