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rah rah rasputin 🔞

@crushedcashews

🔞 MINORS DNI. ships, opinions, memes, writing 🐺🦇 / 🧪🪙 / 🌱🏛️ / 🛁🦚 / ⛓🌧 / ⚔🍁 / 🍷☀️🌿 🔄❌ ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/crushed_…

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@crushedcashews
Oct 24, 2025
get this queen on the hsr team, i'm so serious. i know she'd run that writer's room like the navy.
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@crushedcashews
Oct 24, 2025
this too also deeply upsets me. no tarot, no book, no moon sickle. just cyrene using a bow (which we've never seen her use before) because uh well elysia used a bow!! and her animations having all this wedding stuff instead of the tarot cards, the quill and book?
may 🍉
@aniithep
Oct 24, 2025
Replying to @aniithep
i also wish her skills were centered around tarot and stuff too but [spreads hands] we get slop
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@crushedcashews
Jul 5, 2025
real women in china are being arrested and strip searched for writing danmei and you’re here implying that liking BL is something women are *encouraged* to do by the patriarchy? which fujoshi hurt your little feelings and prompted you to make this stupid thread?
EYA آية 🇹🇳 x 🇩🇿
@sapphiceya
Jul 4, 2025
Replying to @sapphiceya
being a fujoshi/making bl isn't inherently bad but stop trying to spin it as "women exploring their sexuality outside the patriarchal heterosexual norms" when at the end of the day it's still women lusting over men the way the patriarchy has programmed women to do for decades
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@crushedcashews
Oct 24, 2025
shaoji couldnt marry elysia in hi3 because the heterophobic fu hua dev was hanging over his head like a guillotine, so he had to beg da wei to let him marry elysia in hsr
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@crushedcashews
Oct 25, 2025
another fun fact is that all the hsr characters you listed after cyrene actually stand on their own individually and weren't just copy+pasted versions of the hi3 counterpart that stand out like a sore thumb next to the rest of the cast of expys
Ubatcha
@Ubatcha1
Oct 25, 2025
Fun fact, if you haven't played Hi3, Cyrene looking like Elysia matters about as much as Silverwolf looking like Bronie or Bronya like Bronya or Seele like Firemoth Seele or Luocha like Otto or Himeko like Himeko or Cocolia like Cocolia or Natasha like Raven or Sushang like Sush-
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@crushedcashews
Nov 2, 2025
this leaked mockingbird event cutscene is wild
M ☀️🌿🍷
@Monarosa_dazai
Nov 2, 2025
Replying to @crushedcashews
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@crushedcashews
Oct 5, 2025
it's a shame how the devs gave up on a lot of the neat story mechanics that enhanced the experience. TV mode, having to go to your bedroom and rest, accepting commissions through inter-knot... these all got axed for the sake of making the gameplay faster for impatient grinders 😭
nisa 🪽
@nisabayon
Oct 5, 2025
i really miss receiving commissions on inter-knot... it helped a lot with making you feel like an actual proxy imo
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@crushedcashews
Oct 25, 2025
the most important man in cyrene's life can't be the brother figure who joined her in a 33 million+ cycles long journey to save their home planet. it must be the male MC who she just met last week. i know that's how the marketing in these games work but it's still stinky 😞
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@crushedcashews
Jul 23, 2025
jealous ratio is fun to imagine because he would lock the fuck in and get territorial, meanwhile imagining jealous aventurine makes me want to get under a blanket and cry
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@crushedcashews
May 5, 2025
just a tip but if you want fujos to get into yuri, you arent going to do it by insulting them and acting entitled as if they owe you fanworks
kayla🍏
@cyb3rsalt
May 4, 2025
a lot of y’all
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@crushedcashews
Oct 1, 2025
/ hsr leaks did ampho flop that hard in sales/downloads that the devs had to bust out SPs of aventurine and robin 😭 oh peakacony you are so loved and missed
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@crushedcashews
Oct 24, 2025
Replying to @crushedcashews
between belobog, penacony, and amphoreus, wtf happened with hsr and how they handle their expys????
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@crushedcashews
May 14, 2025
so vivian is a yumejoshi for phaethon and now a fujoshi for her brother and lycaon 😭 Belle pls introduce her to astralyn so she can also be a himejoshi
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@crushedcashews
Oct 25, 2025
Replying to @crushedcashews
being a honkai title doesnt excuse the poor writing for cyrene, while the writing for major expys like bronya and acheron were actually handled well. and i dont see anyone complaining that cyrene looks like elysia (on a superficial level), the issue is how much she looks like her
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