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Chris Schille
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Chris Schille
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Don't wish time away, this is the fun part ~ Mark Nichols
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    Chris Schille
    @cschille
    Jun 23, 2019
    Is Eckersley serious? 😂 top 5 dickhead pitcher of all time, gonna bitch about Stroman? Not now, Not ever.
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    Chris Schille
    @cschille
    Mar 14, 2022
    #FuckTicker Update: Didn’t think he had it in him but walker throws out the final nail. God bless that man!
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    Chris Schille
    @cschille
    Mar 7, 2023
    #FuckTicker Standings: Fry Ball - 3 Ken Bear - 2 Samagalski - 2 Benny Heebs - 1 Magic Mike - 1 Higgsy - 1 Goo - 1 Hodgy - 1 Fuck of the week candidate footage 😂
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    Chris Schille
    @cschille
    Mar 10, 2022
    #FuckTicker Update: Welcome to the event Johnny Mo with an emphatic “Fuck sakes” if this was a team event Alberta would be triple lapping the field!
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    Chris Schille
    @cschille
    Mar 13, 2023
    #FuckTicker Final: We have our first ever Triple Crown winner!! Congratulations to @ryanfry79 Singles: Fry Ball Team: Ontario Fan Fave: Fry Ball It’s been a treat fucking with everyone this week. On average we fucked over 3 times a day, really great numbers! #Brier2023
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    Chris Schille
    @cschille
    Mar 10, 2022
    #FuckTicker Update: Gallant comes flying out of the gates, fearful of falling out of contention after Alberta’s massive night, he adds 2 quick markers by 9am and gets within 1.
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    Chris Schille
    @cschille
    Mar 11, 2022
    #FuckTicker Standings BJ - 4 Benny - 3 J Mo - 3 Gallant - 3 Sheriff - 2 Wiz - 2 (E) Magic Mike - 1 Muyres - 1 Patty J - 1 Flasch - 1 K. Marsh - 1 D. Marsh - 1 Ken Bear - 1 JK - 1 (E) Only 2 contenders eliminated going into the #FuckOffs What a weekend we have in store!
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    Chris Schille
    @cschille
    Mar 10, 2022
    #FuckTicker Standings BJ - 4 Benny - 3 J Mo - 3 Sheriff - 2 Wiz - 2 Gallant - 1 Magic Mike - 1 JK - 1 Muyres - 1 Patty J - 1 What a night for Morris, can’t say enough about the effort he put in late in the game.
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    Chris Schille
    @cschille
    Apr 5, 2023
    Maybe TSN can update their 100 greatest shots of all time for the first time in 38 years 🤣 by far the best shot ever 🇸🇪👑
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    TSN Curling
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    Apr 5, 2023
    ALL HAIL THE GREATEST OF KING EDIN "That's the best shot I've ever seen in my life!" - Russ Howard #WMCC2023
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    Chris Schille
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    Mar 1, 2021
    They better reschedule the worlds so Einarson can play in one, I’ll pay for the fucking thing myself
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    Chris Schille
    @cschille
    Mar 11, 2023
    #FuckTicker Fuck of the week candidate: An absolute no doubter from Lainger has got him in contention for a very prestigious award! An instant classic from a man who knows how to win.
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    Chris Schille
    @cschille
    Feb 24, 2020
    A while back I talked with @Val_Sweeting shortly after she lost her 2nd Scotties final. It ended with her using my pocket square that I told her I’d only let her replace when she won this thing 🤪 if you knew the details of that talk you’d be as happy for her as I am. 🥇🇨🇦
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    Chris Schille
    @cschille
    Mar 13, 2022
    Sad to say Geoff hasn’t contributed to the #FuckTicker but is he for real? Give him first team all star at 2 positions.
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    Chris Schille
    @cschille
    Nov 14, 2020
    Last time Corona cancelled this event, it was only for 1 team #Gon
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    rdnewsNOW
    @rdnewsNOW
    Nov 14, 2020
    Red Deer Curling Classic postponed due to enhanced COVID-19 restrictions rdnewsnow.com/2020/11/13/red…
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