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Christopher Stanley
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{title: "Security Engineering", company: 〚"@SpaceX", "@X", “@xAI”〛, education: "M.S Computer Science // Cyber Security"}
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    Dec 15, 2023
    BREAKING: Man decides to keep box of random cables he’s had since 2002 for another year.
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    Feb 19, 2025
    Mr. President, I wear a hoodie. It’s too cold for a T-Shirt.
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    Feb 19, 2025
    🚨🤣 President Trump on the DOGE dress code: "Elon Musk has some very brilliant young people working for DOGE. That dress much worse than him actually. They dress in just T-shirts. You wouldn't know they have 180 IQ."
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    Aug 13, 2024
    X Spaces with Donald Trump and Elon Musk
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    Feb 18, 2025
    Replying to @cstanley
    Update: I actually figured it out. This is how you charge the plane. All passengers must plug in before takeoff to provide enough power for the flight.
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    Feb 25, 2025
    What blows my mind is that people could have taken eight months of pay and done whatever they wanted, but instead, they’d rather complain about writing five bullet points, get fired, and walk away with nothing.
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    Mar 14, 2024
    The evolution here is insane! SpaceX is one of the most innovative companies on the planet.
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    Jul 19, 2024
    This is a wake up reminder that you shouldn’t have an internet connected privileged binary running on your production systems. What was a bad update could have easily been a massive adversary backdoor. A third party vendor will always be the weakest link. Isolate critical systems
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    Feb 18, 2025
    Replying to @mrtimer2022
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    Aug 3, 2024
    This basically sums up how I feel the world is shifting 🤣
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    Feb 22, 2025
    Starlink is the future!
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    Jul 18, 2024
    If only politics were this simple.
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    May 1, 2024
    This dude is living in the year 3000 🤣
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    Oct 5, 2024
    This is what I am fighting for. More of this.
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    Christopher Stanley
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    @cstanley
    Nov 18, 2023
    All engines stayed lit. Let that sink in.
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