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    crisp mattman
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    Dec 8, 2023
    Replying to @cushbomb
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    Jun 28, 2022
    The American version of finding a Roman bath while digging up a Tesco car park.
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    crisp mattman
    @cushbomb
    Jan 20, 2017
    This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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    Feb 6, 2021
    Ayn Rand is useful because she’s one of the few thinkers who is the completely wrong. You don’t have to spend time separating wheat from chaff. Just go in thinking “the opposite of this is correct” and you can gain some real insights.
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    crisp mattman
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    Nov 20, 2021
    FACT: Bears are Guys.
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    Matthew A. Cherry
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    Nov 19, 2021
    This video is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂
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    crisp mattman
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    Nov 24, 2021
    Before you get offended by someone giving human beverages to bears, please consider that bears, in point of fact, are actually guys.
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    crisp mattman
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    Aug 14, 2018
    Weird how this keeps happening. Must be a series of unconnected oversights.
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    crisp mattman
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    Jul 15, 2024
    You die in a Trump rally, you wake to this.
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    crisp mattman
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    Jul 27, 2023
    Holocaust denial makes no sense. If you hate Jews and the Holocaust didn’t happen, what’s to like about Hitler? The way he got Germany completely leveled and occupied by foreign armies?
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    crisp mattman
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    Apr 13, 2020
    I could never vote for someone who was endorsed by someone who was endorsed by Joe Rogan.
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    crisp mattman
    @cushbomb
    Jul 26, 2023
    This alien shit is the most “pics or didn’t happen” deal in history.
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    crisp mattman
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    Nov 11, 2021
    banned from Letterboxd for pointing out that any minimally competent municipal government would immediately have Clifford destroyed.
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    crisp mattman
    @cushbomb
    Sep 25, 2022
    Love is the only real thing in the universe. This is very annoying because while it’s true, it’s also terminally cringe.
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    crisp mattman
    @cushbomb
    Aug 6, 2023
    Cannabis nickname popularity over time: 📈📈📈 Weed Loud Gas 📉📉📉 Marijuana Pot Reefer
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