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cynomel muncher
@cynomel
Ray’s fakest peater
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Joined December 2023
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    cynomel muncher
    @cynomel
    May 9, 2024
    Look how beautiful it was while walking my dog today
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    @cynomel
    Jul 14, 2025
    we should execute the guy who invented the iphone feature that makes your alarm randomly quiet
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    @cynomel
    Oct 22, 2025
    I think I could handle 3-4 ladyboys but 7 is a lot. There’s no shame in losing that fight
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    New York Post
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    Oct 22, 2025
    Luigi Mangione got beaten up by 7 ‘ladyboys’ in Thailand months before UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting: report trib.al/YRiXEKX
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    @cynomel
    May 20, 2025
    It was so based of me to do this and then immediately get fat again
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    @cynomel
    Feb 11, 2025
    January 2024 vs January 2025
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    @cynomel
    May 30, 2025
    the masculine urge to make a woman sit through a youtube video that she will not find funny or entertaining
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    @cynomel
    May 23, 2024
    She's right if you're smoking a "morning joint"
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    sliccmic 𖤐
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    May 23, 2024
    this is what my mom sees when i smoke my morning joint
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    @cynomel
    Sep 26, 2025
    this is like christmas
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    cynomel muncher
    @cynomel
    Sep 24, 2025
    apparently I ordered a refurbished lenovo thinkpad while on dog valium
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    @cynomel
    Nov 17, 2025
    that’s fine
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    princess kate
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    Nov 17, 2025
    “My son turned out fine” your son wants to drink Red Bull off my feet
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    cynomel muncher
    @cynomel
    Jun 7, 2025
    there’s two of them???
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    JumpTrailers
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    Jun 6, 2025
    Dua Lipa and Rina Lipa
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    cynomel muncher
    @cynomel
    May 16, 2025
    23andMe is actually just one racist guy who can tell your ethnicity by the taste of your spit
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    cynomel muncher
    @cynomel
    Jul 18, 2025
    pervert who disables the air conditioners at a women’s college
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    @cynomel
    Jul 6, 2025
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    non aesthetic things
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    Jul 5, 2025
    The last known photo taken of Apple Inventor Steve Jobs, just days before he lost his battle with pancreatic cancer
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    cynomel muncher
    @cynomel
    Jul 14, 2025
    fat with a hot gf is as powerful as a man can get
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    cynomel muncher
    @cynomel
    Sep 24, 2025
    They put him through the dewiggering machine. Please just let us keep Chet Hanks
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    CHRIS
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    Sep 24, 2025
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