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one thing about adulthood i was not prepared for was how many cardboard boxes i'd have to breakdown and throw away all the time.
Dadman Standing
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Dadman Standing
@dadmann_walking
introvert. dad of 3 boys. not interested.
bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83
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Joined September 2014
- Someone dressed their llama up as a groomsmen in their wedding and why am I obsessed with this? 😂💀
- dog: [brings sticks inside] me: no that belongs outside me, at Christmas time: [brings entire tree inside] dog: what the actual shit is this
- 40% of my wife and I's conversations go like this: me: what? wife: i was talking to the dog
- what am I gonna do without tikTok? Go to bed on time? Do my job? Talk to ppl in my house?? Omg.
- everyone please keep my 15 yo in your thoughts and prayers today. Because of a plumbing issue that isn't fixed yet, he has to walk about 20 steps further to the next closest bathroom from his room. He is "sick of this crap".
- Replying to @ProduKtJRGI hope you never have to go thru this and someone is unkind to you during it. I wouldn't wish this on even the biggest asshole.
- i hear the blender going in the kitchen. Only my 10 and 8 yo are awake. my wife is not home. i'm stuck on a conference call. oh no.
- My favorite app to scroll is Venmo because why is Bill making his wife pay him back for her Starbucks coffee?
- 20 years. Half of my life with you. I feel so lost right now. It wasn't supposed to go this way. You fought so hard. I love you so much. Rest now sweets. The boys and I will be okay. Alyson 4/21/1985-4/5/2025
- Raising teenagers makes raising a toddler look like the easiest time in my life. Sorry for the bad news, toddler parents.
- if you eat 50 Reese's trees that's 200 grams of protein. It's not difficult to get more protein in your diet.
- 97% of parenting is just saying "oh wow" to your kid when they do something totally not wow.
