This guy at my job said he wouldn't marry a woman that wore weave so I'm like "You're realllllyyy picky for someone 5'7" and the break room all started laughing. This is my second day
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- Manifesting, I marry a man who is dominant but head over heels obsessed with me, has a ton of money and an inability to lie.
- This older man came thru work today and ordered his wife a latte.. I asked him hot or iced, and he paused.. "give me both and I'll drink the one she doesn't want..." And that's on 43 years of marriage. Well played, Sir.
- Girls, normalize saying "this isn't how I want to be loved for the rest of my life" & move on. You're literally someone's dream girl. Don't settle
- Replying to @ma1ybeIf I was her, I would've sprayed that perfume into his eye 😭😭😭
- I refuse to give birth to a baby unless I am 100% adored, loved & taken care of by the father.
- When I get married I want my wedding video to be filmed like it's an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary ALL OF IT
- The hottest thing a man can do is to be unashamedly & insanely obsessed with you.
- I hate when a man admires me for working hard. bxtch this supposed to be you
- I pray my first marriage is my only marriage
- I hate that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself
- Marry a man who treats your dumb questions like they're NASA-level problems.
- Dating younger or older men won't make a difference, they're all stupid
- I like men that don't like to see me working too hard. I'm so serious
