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everyone who hates me is either an incel or a girl who’s a little less hot than me
dana donnelly
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dana donnelly
@danadonnelly
the pariahs’ princess
Joined April 2020
- one time i changed in front of my mom and she saw a tattoo i have next to my boob and she was like “make sure your employer never sees that. tattoos aren’t professional.” and it’s like fuck now i can’t sleep w my boss without them thinking im unprofessional.
- went up to a hot girl to be like “where did you get your yoga pants they look so good” and she was like “amazon, i wouldn’t recommend them, they’re pretty bad quality, i just have a nice body” thank you for your transparency queen
- for everyone who is saying my boyfriend is gay: ok... and??? It would be homophobic for me to not date someone just bc they’re gay
- my bf was like “sometimes you act like sherlock holmes but without the genius. like you’re always making weird observations but they’re inaccurate.”
- i hate male gynecologists. i would literally have a random woman off the street deliver my baby before i’d go to a male gynecologist.
- did anyone else’s mom’s make them toast w butter and cinnamon sugar? dam that rocked.
- if student loan companies wanted to be paid back they shouldn’t have made such a bad investment giving money to idiot 18 year olds
- it’s so fucked up that i went into this pandemic 24 (young, spry, hopeful) and now im 26 (old, brittle boned, writing my last will and testament)
- my uber driver took a call on speaker and it’s his mom accusing him of stealing her credit card and spending $6400. obv giving 5 stars, love this drama.
- i got botox and i asked the dr “how many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like “zero. you’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten botox.”
- my bf opens his eyes in the morning and im like 👸🏻: im hungry, i think this girl i follow on instagram broke up with her boyfriend but i can’t really tell, im thirsty, people are trying to cancel this teen tiktoker for thrifting too much, i want a bagel can we go now? monkeypox-
- my bf doesn’t really have friends so when we get into fights he has no one to talk to about it so i have to fill that role and listen and be like “ya idk your gf sounds crazy bro”
- my dad died in a tragic accident so i got some money and now i live in a house w a nice stove and people are pissed about it
