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Dan Dillon
The Babylon Bee
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Dan Dillon
The Babylon Bee
@dandillondev
Developer. Entrepreneur. Aerospace Engineer. Songwriter. Father to 4 crazies. CEO and co-founder of @Not_the_bee. CTO and Co-Owner of @thebabylonbee.
Jupiter, FL
middaysons.com
Born March 12
Joined November 2009
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    Aug 3, 2023
    Replying to @stclairashley
    SpongeBob when he gets muscular in that one episode
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    May 20, 2023
    Kinda surreal to be invited to Twitter HQ just a little over a year since we were banned. “The barbarians have stormed the gates and are now having a drink in the castle” - @elonmusk
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    May 20, 2023
    Having a drink and convo with a few friends @elonmusk
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    Jul 15, 2024
    One of the last tweets Corey Comperatore sent before he died was a reply to @TheBabylonBee. He was a fan of ours. And I am a fan of his. I won’t stop saying his name. He’s a hero.
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    May 20, 2023
    An IOU is as good as cash. I think Elon will keep this in a safe place. @elonmusk
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    Sep 30, 2025
    Good news for Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe: JK Rowling finally sees you as an adult. Bad news for Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe: JK Rowling finally sees you as an adult.
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    J.K. Rowling
    @jk_rowling
    Sep 29, 2025
    I'm seeing quite a bit of comment about this, so I want to make a couple of points. I'm not owed eternal agreement from any actor who once played a character I created. The idea is as ludicrous as me checking with the boss I had when I was twenty-one for what opinions I should
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    Jul 7, 2023
    Replying to @elonmusk and @StephenKing
    He’s the dude in the sewer giving balloons to kids.
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    Jul 19, 2024
    Dang, @TRHLofficial hit Harry with a 5:1 ratio. That’s brutal.
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    Aug 13, 2023
    Replying to @greg16676935420
    And how is he still a toddler? It’s been 2 dang years.
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    May 19, 2023
    The bird and @TheBabylonBee
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    Jul 24, 2023
    Replying to @chelseahandler
    I’m so glad people like this aren’t procreating.
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    Oct 5, 2025
    The democrats are no longer a coherent political party. They have no platform other than shared hate for fellow humans, hate for America and hate for truth.
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    Jun 26, 2023
    Replying to @krassenstein
    If you don’t support kids going to events with nudity, why? In your original tweet you made a case for how it’s not harmful to them. So if it’s not harmful, why are you so emphatic that you would never do it? This is called logical fallacy.
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    Dan Dillon
    The Babylon Bee
    @dandillondev
    May 4, 2024
    If a company uses art like this, I know I can immediately abandon ship
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