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Mister Knauf 👹🌎
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Mister Knauf 👹🌎
@daniel_knauf
Creator of HBO’s CARNIVÀLE and Nick’s THE ASTRONAUTS. Writer/EP on THE BLACKLIST. Author of “Gingerland.” Hate Watch Podcast denizen.
- Replying to @PicturesFoIderHIM: Good Lord! Your vagina is huge! Your vagina is huge! HER: You didn’t have to say it twice! HIM: I didn’t.
- Replying to @kiradavisI remember a tech-bro in line at Starbucks in Pasadena having a LOUD speaker-phone conversation to stridently confirm his reservation for 12 in his department that afternoon, repeating and spelling his name at least 5 times. After he took his order and left, I called the
- Replying to @Grantavius1717See, here’s the deal. It isn’t even about the chair. It’s about the emotional freight you’ve loaded into the chair. You’ve convinced yourself that if she doesn’t embrace and honor that freight, then she doesn’t love you. But to your fiancee, it’s just about accessorizing a room
- Replying to @Grantavius1717Even if you “win,” is it fair to force her to nurse your kid in a chair she hates more and more every time she sits in it? C’mon, dude. You’ve gotta be bigger than that.
- Replying to @TheWest_ReportAll these critical fixes to the deeply dysfunctional system are only band-aids unless Congress codifies them into law. But they won’t, because they’re Big Pharma’s bitches, bought-and-paid-for. It’s time for the silent majority to start roaring again.
- Replying to @OcrazioCornPop and @CitizenAppLet’s get this settled once and for all: yes. It is EXACTLY what we voted for. In polls, 80% support the deportation of illegal aliens, and the other 20% are retards who keep asking the same question when the answer is self evident.
- Am I high, or does this guy make total sense?My full answer to the BBC: Mi respuesta completa a la BBC:
00:00 - Replying to @chrislhayesNot really an overstatement to say that the test of a free, capitalistic society is that networks have the right to cancel shows if they generate a net loss, even if they are effective vehicles for state-approved propaganda.
- Replying to @RealSpikeCohenTexas is the only state in which “He needed killin’” is a legitimate ground for defense.
- You really have no idea how thoroughly college professors are held in contempt by most people.
- Replying to @lukeburgisIs there something wrong with condemning a person for advocating or celebrating the murder of another human being? These people can always get another job, but Corey Comperatore’s kids can’t get another Dad. Your moral compass is clearly bent.
