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dan nolan
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dan nolan
@dannolan
semi-retired computer user
Sydney
Joined March 2007
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Dec 31, 2020
    Earlier today I had a baby in one hand and a schooner in the other. Felt like I could rule the world.
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Nov 15, 2024
    Logging into work
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Jan 11, 2023
    true millenial mindset is knowing you can never send a truly important email from your phone
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Aug 22, 2020
    Honestly think this is the seminal text of covid
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Dec 9, 2024
    im dying
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Jul 24, 2020
    I’ve been driven insane by this
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Apr 4, 2020
    Just alerted to an INCREDIBLE new meme format that rivals we got him
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    00:00
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Aug 8, 2024
    On the face of it alcohol is so funny - you can take a potion that makes you so good at driving the government has to make it illegal
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Dec 15, 2023
    God I love this website
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Dec 6, 2024
    Someone should cave this guy’s head in with a rock
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    Jon Miller
    @MillerStream
    Dec 5, 2024
    all the usual suspects are drooling over this fossil with literally zero eggs in the crate. that to me is more disturbing than what they call “pedophilia” because it is a sign of a dangerous biological mutation in men
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Mar 1, 2025
    Yeah these guys were famous for winning wars
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    Justin Sexton 🦅
    @JustinSextonIN
    Mar 1, 2025
    I know one thing. Zelenskyy would’ve received a hero’s welcome from these guys, and sent home with enough ammo to go all the way to Moscow.
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Feb 2, 2023
    Replying to @XDevelopers
    Lmao fuck off
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Feb 11, 2020
    *curb theme plays*
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    dan nolan
    @dannolan
    Jan 4, 2021
    I’m going to have a stroke
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