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Danny Wallace
@dannywallace
Writer & Presenter United/3Arts "The Important Broadcast" podcast // Radio X
United Kingdom
Joined January 2009
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    Danny Wallace
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    Jun 13, 2020
    I don't understand. - Police are protecting a statue from people who want to protect it from people who don't seem to be there. - Meanwhile the man who stopped us all from having to salute like a Nazi is celebrated by men doing Nazi salutes. I mean, it's very 2020, but still.
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    Danny Wallace
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    Dec 12, 2019
    Brexit isn’t British, it’s English.
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    Danny Wallace
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    Jul 21, 2024
    Diesel-smelling Top Gear host who threatened climate protestors misses butterflies.
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    Jeremy Clarkson
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    Jul 21, 2024
    Just been for a walk round the farm and I’m a bit alarmed by how few butterflies there are. Something is afoot.
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    Danny Wallace
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    Sep 28, 2022
    UK on Friday: I worry about heating my home this winter UK on Wednesday: I worry about having a home this winter
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    Danny Wallace
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    Jan 16, 2022
    I should only pay taxes for the six roads I use.
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    Julia Hartley-Brewer
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    Jan 16, 2022
    I pay the BBC licence fee and these are the only services I ever use. Good value for money...?🤷🏻‍♀️
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    Danny Wallace
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    Oct 2, 2020
    You lose all sense of taste with Covid so how long has he had it
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    Danny Wallace
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    Mar 19, 2020
    Reading this in a pub? Showing the virus what for? You've misunderstood. In times of terrorism, go to the pub to show the enemy that unbeatable British spirit! In a pandemic, do not go to the pub, because the enemy might follow you home and kill your nan. This tweet was free.
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    Danny Wallace
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    Jan 31, 2020
    I am 80% sure I could do this.
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    The Sun
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    Jan 29, 2020
    Kate Middleton arrives at nursery to serve kids breakfast... Is there anything she can't do?
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    Danny Wallace
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    Jul 20, 2021
    Tomorrow when the Spectator comes for @marcusrashford, Marcus Rashford has already made it so that the world comes for the Spectator. This feels like a new type of power - home-made and decent - that old media can't yet get to grips with.
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    Danny Wallace
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    May 13, 2022
    Andrew Neil can work from home in France. Richard Littlejohn can work from home in Florida. But you can't work from home. You have to get up earlier, see your kids less, lose hours to expensive commutes, nestle into strangers' armpits, get home late, wake up exhausted. Repeat.
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    Danny Wallace
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    Sep 24, 2019
    Great call on @LBC just now. MAN: “I just want to thank you Nigel, for all you’ve done for British politics. I was an ardent remainer. I voted remain. Until one moment that changed it all” FARAGE: “Wow. And what was that moment?” MAN: “I got kicked in the head by a horse.”
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    Danny Wallace
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    Aug 19, 2023
    Imagine telling the men's squad, "so go out there tomorrow and really enjoy yourselves!"
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    Sky News
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    Aug 19, 2023
    BREAKING: Prince William has said "sorry we can't be there in person" as he wished the Lionesses good luck ahead of the Women's World Cup final tomorrow. trib.al/y61rxoq 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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    Danny Wallace
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    Oct 23, 2020
    Marcus Rashford is the Britain we used to be, want to be and are supposed to be.
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    Danny Wallace
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    Jan 9, 2022
    Imagine being Nigel Farage and thinking - despite my racism and insistence that my country must have control of its own borders - the Djokovic family need me, a foreigner, to tell a foreign country what to do with their borders. Never elected. Just a boring man.