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kevin
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- that time i got baptized cause i had a crush on the guy who was gonna do it ☠️☠️☠️
- Replying to @yolandafisterthe way he flew in for the iconic high heels run too 😩👠
- Honestly a dream come true… my pic was used to catfish someone on grindr 😩😩🥰
- H.A.H.G.S. - Have a hot girl summer
- this sounds like the plot line of a parks and rec episode but it's literally just a normal day in bradenton, fl
- throwback to when my Chinese teacher was moving back to China and offered our class extra credit if we posted ads to sell her car online 😩😩
- Replying to @chaseiconnot them literally including the part where you say i don’t do a THING for the free too 😩😩 open the norwegian schools!!
- Replying to @whoweeklyyou either die a nah or you live long enough to see yourself become a who
- the rush of endorphins i get from watching dance moms should honestly be illegal
