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women are like hey wanna watch this movie it's a rom com from 2004 I’ve seen 37 times I used to watch it in high school whenever I failed a pre calc quiz- I like how around the fourth or fifth Harry Potter movie they changed the spells to magic gunshots
- Imagining some coked out ad exec destroying his office immediately after hearing about Kobe dyingPlanters hits pause on Mr. Peanut's #SuperBowl funeral following Kobe Bryant's death ow.ly/20mp50y61oB
- Acid and shrooms are dumb I can imagine anything right now without paying $50
- men i am begging you all pls wear large barrels with suspenders over your nude bodies this summer
- hey did it hurt... when you lowkey fell off
- Blowing past Sisyphus while rolling two enormous boulders up the hill instead of one and flipping him off
- American sports fans: De-fense! De-fense! British sports fans: All right lads, I’ve just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy’s Clair de Lune about an opposing player’s drunk driving charge, I’ll count us off:
- Congratulations! You have successfully isolated yourself from every family member and loved one in your life, you are now free to do what you want.
- My friend has a hole in his boot and his big toe sticks out of it and no woman wants to date him.
