"I know some of you have expressed concerns about my age. You are worried about a 33 year becoming mayor of New York City.
"And I want you to know, I hear you. That’s why this weekend I’ll be making a change.
"I’m turning 34."
ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract.
EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: hell yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks