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Just overheard some wild phone calls at an LA running spot
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Kylie Brakeman
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Kylie Brakeman
@deadeyebrakeman
actor, TV writer (tonight show, kids tonight show)
- I will be honest with you guys I have no idea how big an acre is
- How soon before BeReal is used as an alibi in a court of law
- Fans of what? The war?Fans cast Jeremy Renner as Zelensky in fantasy Ukraine invasion film: Too soon? trib.al/sotfnBm
- I can’t believe “they’re eating the dogs” was a REBUTTAL to “You say weird stuff at your rallies”
- nobody’s thinking about that weird thing you said. they’re thinking about a different weird thing you said that you didn’t even clock
- do u think during the Great Depression they were like “ugh the year 1933 am I right”
- you want me to finish a task???? On December 19th???? literally Christmas morning???
- you shouldn’t be able to hold elected office after age 75 sorry
- "omg living in LA sucks" it is literally 72 degrees and there is a place to buy a breakfast burrito 800 feet from wherever you are
- If someone offered you $1,000,000 to watch Star Wars for 1 hour straight…could you?
- Desperately want to hear what sound he's makingNOOO LET HIM ON THE TEAAAM
