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palmer

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palmer

@decentbirthday

Los Angeles, CA

Born September 6

Joined November 2015

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palmer
@decentbirthday
Oct 12, 2020
Just received this rollercoaster of an email from one of my professors
palmer
@decentbirthday
Jul 16, 2019
Facebook marketplace is a different world
palmer
@decentbirthday
Dec 14, 2017
It was a quiet car ride
palmer
@decentbirthday
Aug 25, 2020
Just put Skype out of business
palmer
@decentbirthday
Nov 23, 2020
Grandma out here taking NAMES this year
palmer
@decentbirthday
Sep 10, 2019
I thought my GrubHub driver died for a second
palmer
@decentbirthday
May 8, 2020
The world would be bleak without DoorDash drivers
palmer
@decentbirthday
Jul 21, 2020
Keep your real ones close
palmer
@decentbirthday
Aug 2, 2020
DoorDash workers must be protected at all costs
palmer
@decentbirthday
Jul 14, 2020
Just delivered Grubhub to this customer, and now I see why Coronavirus is kicking our ass
palmer
@decentbirthday
Mar 25, 2018
I ordered Uber Eats for my Grandma to try, and not even a day later she's taken control
palmer
@decentbirthday
Dec 31, 2019
Yet another thing they should’ve saw coming
palmer
@decentbirthday
Jul 26, 2020
My Grandma recently learned how iMessage text effects work, so naturally I’ve been documenting her using them inappropriately
palmer
@decentbirthday
Jul 1, 2019
The owner of my AirBnB has a dog named Kevin. His human-sounding name terrified me at first.