do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work
delia
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delia
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I critique the culture .... yet I enjoy the culture .... suspicious! world famous newsletter Deez Links
- another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week
- life with astigmatism is more romantic because every light is a twinkle light
- fall weekends need to be like 4 days long: 1 day to get your shit together, 1 to catch up on reading & tv, 1 to wander around outside eating stew out of a cup, 1 to lie in bed and contemplate bird migration
- spotify the only tech company to figure out how to successfully rebrand "we've been tracking you" to "isn't this FUN"
- the working woman's Timmy Chalamet
- dated a guy who was missing a crucial apartment component ONE TIME and she will never let it go
- so this guy sends me a tiktok right......but what he doesn't know is that when I watch it tiktok tells me this video was originally to him by SOME OTHER GIRL first and then links me to her account.......this is why we need more women in STEM, soon the panopticon will be complete
- early 20s: a coat will ruin the outfit!! late 20s: coat is outfit
- no more main character energy for 2022... i would like to be the side character....let me show up in a fun outfit and drop a devastating zinger and enjoy my low-stakes b plot.......let someone else do the self-reflection and growth part thank you
- [me arriving late to things] sorry supply chain problems
- going on vacay with a 24yo friend is wild. girl packed al she needed in one big tote. did not eat breakfast. guzzled cocktails at the hotel then got a full night of sleep and got up at 6am to go to the gym and write. i had one marg and forgot to stretch and thus need hospital
