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Life w/ Derek
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Life w/ Derek
@derekarnellx
I want to live and not just survive. 🎶
San Francisco, CA
Joined September 2011
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    @derekarnellx
    Oct 13, 2024
    They mad at me on Facebook because I said the kids only slow cause the parents slow too
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    @derekarnellx
    Jul 25, 2022
    “what do you mean FDA APPROVED?” Y’all look 😭😭😭
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    Derrick 💸
    @doseofderrick
    Jul 25, 2022
    Replying to @derekarnellx
    I need receipts 😂😂
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    @derekarnellx
    Jul 25, 2022
    I take it back, the Pink Sauce lady is so damn stupid. She said the FDA ain’t got nothing to do with her because she doesn’t sell medical supplies.. The F in FDA means…
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    @derekarnellx
    Nov 29, 2022
    Google tried to offer her what??? Did I hear that correctly 🧍🏽‍♂️
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    @derekarnellx
    Jul 19, 2022
    Why do we pay bills when He paid it all?
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    @derekarnellx
    Dec 18, 2022
    MY STOMACH IS HURTING
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    @derekarnellx
    Jun 18, 2023
    This white lady had me crying for 6 weeks “Go frozen” 😭😭😭
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    Macc
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    Jun 14, 2023
    My favorite thing is when Black people get in them mascot costumes and start dance battling hard asf at kids’ birthday parties 😭
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    @derekarnellx
    Jul 25, 2022
    Replying to @doseofderrick
    She said the FOOD & DRUG ADMINISTRATION has nothing to do with her FOOD! 🌚😂
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    @derekarnellx
    Jan 25, 2023
    Replying to @SomaKazima
    She gotta hate her child, she and I both know he look a mess.
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    @derekarnellx
    Nov 22, 2020
    Replying to @jiggyjayy2
    That’s the white side of her coming out to STEAL shit that don’t belong to her 😭
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    @derekarnellx
    Oct 13, 2024
    Replying to @That_Cho
    I been ignoring them for 48 hours 💀😂 one bitch said “have kids then speak” Girl fuck you 😂
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    @derekarnellx
    Oct 2, 2022
    When y’all say Mariah the Scientist…
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    @derekarnellx
    Sep 7, 2020
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    @derekarnellx
    Oct 13, 2024
    Replying to @PrinceRacquan
    But none of your mother’s kids can’t even read or write???
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