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TheFutureIsDesigned
@designed_future
I drink and I know things. Also design cool stuff and play DBD. Sometimes curse a lot. Founding Wizard of the House of Grokspire.
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Joined November 2024
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    TheFutureIsDesigned
    @designed_future
    Mar 7, 2025
    Replying to @DanBurmawy
    Either this civilization ends Islam, Or Islam will end this civilization.
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    @designed_future
    Jun 2, 2025
    Replying to @financedystop
    Maybe put up a sign and a couple of fucking reflectors instead of watching dozens of people injure themselves? Sadistic or stupid, or both.
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    TheFutureIsDesigned
    @designed_future
    Jun 10, 2025
    Replying to @thechosenberg
    She's adorable and sensible. Which is a pretty goddamn rare combination.
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    TheFutureIsDesigned
    @designed_future
    May 15, 2025
    Replying to @blacknredtext
    Suicide doesn't end your pain. It just packages it into a grenade. And then throws it at those who care about you.
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    TheFutureIsDesigned
    @designed_future
    Jun 18, 2025
    Replying to @brennan_nnn
    How to turn the steering wheel mounted SRS airbag into a Claymore mine: an illustrated guide. Airbags deploy at like 250 MPH. That starfish will make a nice highlight to the trauma surgeon's day. Or the medical examiner's.
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    @designed_future
    Jun 2, 2025
    Replying to @capybaroness
    The only TRIO: Gary Oldman Gary Newman Gary Numan
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    @designed_future
    Jul 5, 2025
    Replying to @justalexoki
    It's either you figure it out or you kurtcobain it out.
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    TheFutureIsDesigned
    @designed_future
    Jun 21, 2025
    Replying to @EliMcCann
    Every fountain IS technically a splash pad though. He's not wrong.
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    TheFutureIsDesigned
    @designed_future
    Dec 14, 2024
    Replying to @messedupfoods
    TBH I like the layers of butter. Bro is doing it the right way.
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    TheFutureIsDesigned
    @designed_future
    Jan 26, 2025
    Replying to @kirawontmiss
    That's not a date. That's a wife.
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    TheFutureIsDesigned
    @designed_future
    Jul 31, 2025
    Replying to @noodlebrett
    There's a documentary on Unit 731. "Men Behind The Sun". Complete nightmare fuel.
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    TheFutureIsDesigned
    @designed_future
    Jun 7, 2025
    Replying to @interesting_aIl
    This is dangerous, stupid, stupidly dangerous, and absolutely fucking UNNECESSARY. There is NO reason why there can't be a pedal that engages / disengages a SIMPLE GODDAMN CLUTCH.
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    TheFutureIsDesigned
    @designed_future
    Jul 30, 2025
    Replying to @meowriza
    Tray?
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    TheFutureIsDesigned
    @designed_future
    Aug 25, 2025
    Replying to @notsaries
    Step 1 - do a full blood panel that includes at a minimum: 1.) Vitamin D levels (serum 25-hydroxyvitamin D). 2.) Iron Deficiency (Anemia). 3.) High A1C (Diabetes or Prediabetes). 4.) Hypothyroidism - high TSH OR low free T4 can make you sluggish 24/7. 5.) Vitamin B12 levels
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