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Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
@dilfmage
matty - πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ in Los Angeles | Food | MMOs πŸ‘»: mattytee27
Los Angeles, CA
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    Apr 5
    🐣🐰🌷
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    Oct 17, 2024
    My dasher delivered my food and then apparently sent me something so obscene they refunded me
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    Dec 4, 2023
    Helping a 32 year old woman through a divorce in world of warcraft
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    Sohail Charef
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    Nov 29, 2023
    10 years old boy writing program in python...what were you doing at his age?
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    Apr 5, 2024
    This takes me out every fucking time
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    May 12, 2024
    We met on Grindr in 2012 (19 y/o) and I wasn't looking for anything serious because I was still closeted - we met for coffee and talked for 4 hours and I immediately went home and came out to my parents because I knew it was the real deal and we have been together ever since
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    Oct 17, 2024
    Literally I’m like wanting to ask them to show me the message. Is it a penis? Is it a slur? I need to know
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    Oct 18, 2024
    Replying to @dilfmage
    Okay few things 1) dude seemed really normal and friendly so I feel like this was an error 2) food was completely safety sealed by the restaurant but I didn’t eat it 3) you tip when you place the order and I always tip 4) it’s not that serious 😩
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    Feb 24, 2024
    Imagine getting circumcised with these 😍😍😍
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    Oct 17, 2024
    No! But I was wearing little shorts 🫦
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    Jul 25, 2025
    Maybe I should turn off iCloud Photo sync
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    Nov 18, 2023
    I just cannot delete this from my phone
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    May 13, 2024
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    May 12, 2024
    Replying to @dilfmage
    also wasn't looking for anything serious because I was 19 lets make that clear I just got lucky to meet him so early in my life
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    Matty, πŸ§Έβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    @dilfmage
    Feb 9, 2023
    C’mere and get cuddled 😀
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