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If I had a dollar for every time some guy on twitter DM’d me to tell me how funny and clever and pretty I am, hoo boy lemme tell you, I’d still be broke.
Dinah
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Dinah
@dinahaddie
Nasty Canadian. Thalassophile. Last responder.
a John Samson show, probably
Joined April 2015
- My 7yo daughter came home from school and told us that a boy in her class tried to kiss her at recess. When she ran away from him, another boy from their class chased after her and HELD HER DOWN for him. I am fucking seething.
- My 16yo came and got me really late last night and asked me to come into his room. Which was alarming. It was the Northern Lights. He could see them from his bedroom window and wanted me to see them too. I’m going to remember that forever.
- Dear American white women, Please don’t fuck it up this time. Sincerely, The Entire Fucking World
- Replying to @dinahaddieVery glad I have tomorrow off. I’ll be taking her to school myself and then we’re all going to have a little chat.
- Hey America. Canada here. Just… ya know… checking in. Because like... fucking yikes.
- So wait, what happens to all of us Emotional Support Canadians after tomorrow?
- sorry I can’t, I’m busy liking all the coldplay affair tweets I missed today because I was at my stupid job
- I’m wearing a short skirt and a long jacket today and if you understand the reference, we should probably be friends.
- Had a talk with the kids at dinner about New Year’s resolutions but I guess the 6yo doesn’t quite grasp the concept because she went around the table and told each of us what SHE thinks WE should do better and…..you guys I think she might be onto something.
- 42 isn’t too late, right? Too late to go back to school. Too late for a new chapter. Too late for a few adventures. It’s not too late. Right?
- I put some boxes of stuff to donate in my car this morning and then dropped them off at the donation centre ON THE SAME DAY please clap
- I didn’t see it earlier. I’m at work and didn’t see the news. I picked up my phone and saw the headline. The hockey players were acquitted. All of them. I couldn’t breathe for a minute. Then I cried. Then I started sobbing. I just fucking can’t anymore.
- My 80yo mother just forgot the word for Gatorade and called it alligator water and oh my gosh I love her so much.
