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people act kinda weird on here huh
(doctor) Alex Grease
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(doctor) Alex Grease
@dodgonkulator
SUCK SMEAR GUNK HEAVE, PhD.
- why do they still even make porn it's been done to death. "ohh what's gonna happen in this one" take a wild fucking guess. idiot
- doctor: are you sexually active? me: no I usually just lie there 😜🤙 doctor (writing in my chart): effortlessly witty....and quite beautiful, I might add
- whoa dude you're in a twitter group chat called "the boys"? that's awesome. and you say "cum" and "gay" a lot? and workshop each other's tweets? wait dude you also get in huge fights with strangers because they're "woke" in a way that annoys you? fuck yeah bro. happy 31st btw
- Dude. Did you seriously just abandon me at the outskirts of the grazing area? You KNOW that I'm at increased risk of predation as one of the weaker + sicklier members of the herd.
- gus fring was so deep in cover as a regional fast food restaurant manager that he actually had to manage a bunch of fast food restaurants which feels like at that point what's the appeal
- (learning the rules of blackjack for the first time) so you're just trying not to bust? ohhhh ok yeah I have played games like this before
- Don Jr faking a positive result so people think he got to spend time with his dad
- Hannibal Lecter actually contributed very little to the buffalo bill investigation if we're being perfectly honest
00:53Get vaccinated. Save lives.- 2002 nyt crossword clue: Deuteragonist of a "forgotten" 1926 operetta. PS You are dumb as fuck if you don't know this 2024: Captain ___ (patriotically named hero of Marvel Studios films)
