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Misha
@drethelin
If, after reading my tweets, just one human is inspired to say something weird to a friend, or perhaps lick a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.
Oakland, CA
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    @drethelin
    Feb 24
    You're absolutely right. When 99 red balloons go by, I should not scramble the jet fighters. That's entirely on me — and I apologize.
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    Oct 21, 2024
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    Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽
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    Oct 21, 2024
    Horseshoe theory is the dumbest shit of all time it's incredible that people still throw that one around
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    Dec 14, 2020
    I can't believe a literal "It's media" actually happened
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    @drethelin
    Aug 12, 2024
    How come there are no large predators that mimic herbivores? Like something that looks like a cow until it GETS you
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    Mar 2, 2022
    As someone who was born in Russia I gotta say it’s pretty creepy to watch Americans actively dehumanizing millions of Russians right now
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    @drethelin
    Oct 1, 2024
    LET HIM COOK
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    Jul 9, 2024
    The more I read about things like how relatively few rapists commit the majority of rapes, organized gangs do the most shoplifting etc. the more I think three-strikes laws (or something like them) are the correct move.
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    @drethelin
    Oct 29, 2022
    Girls are really into proselytizing therapy lately, really weirds me out
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    Oct 22, 2024
    I think IQ believers often go too far in the direction of “if I was born into a slum, I would simply reason my way into a well-paid, nonviolent life.”
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    @drethelin
    Nov 10, 2025
    I feel like this xkcd has truer vibes every day
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    @drethelin
    Jul 27, 2025
    Replying to @MalloryMable
    Probably bouncing off Shakespeare
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    @drethelin
    Nov 6, 2025
    How many pizzas should I get
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    @drethelin
    May 20, 2025
    It’s amazing how a simple phrase like “affordable housing” is actually a potent brain poison that renders society way worse
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    Misha
    @drethelin
    Aug 21, 2024
    Replying to @RobDenBleyker
    why don't you put a lock on your toilet in case someone breaks into your house, cracks open your safe, and flushes your jewelry?
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