this is what my man sees before bed time
What my man sees before bedtime. No t-shirts and shorts, sorry.
amber
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- shaving my pubes to look like there’s grill marks on it
- smoking weed and googling “crazy sandwich”
- being a 27 year old woman is like being a 53 year old man
- when i started working here the girl who trained me asked me how old my cat was and when i said she was 18 she said “wow that cat must be really big!” like ok they stop growing at a point u know
- just met at 58 year old named bradley. are u joking
- I have a dennis appointment 😔
- Replying to @dumbamberdo i need to explain this is a joke …….. if u guys hit ur partners i will show up to ur house with a gun
