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Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
@dumbbitchcap
$100 Trillion AUM. IQ 50. Crypto quant hedge fund. Winner of 2021 “Miss Information” pageant. PHD University of Phoenix. Landlord rights activist. Merch in link
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
    @dumbbitchcap
    Jul 20, 2024
    Mammals have an obligation to protect other mammals from evil reptilians
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    Nature is Amazing ☘️
    Fixated
    @AMAZlNGNATURE
    Jul 20, 2024
    You are driving and you see this, would you intervene or let the circle of life continue?
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
    @dumbbitchcap
    Feb 26, 2025
    This dude just gets it
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
    @dumbbitchcap
    Jun 11, 2025
    It’s a little morbid but I hear you sister
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    Melanie D'Arrigo
    @DarrigoMelanie
    Jun 11, 2025
    You could end homelessness with 8 days of the military budget.
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
    @dumbbitchcap
    Sep 10, 2024
    They can say *technically* the lady who ate a cat on camera in Ohio wasn’t a Haitian migrant They can say there are *no police reports* of missing pets in Springfield, Ohio They can say the photo of the guy carrying the goose by it’s neck *wasn’t a migrant* and was in *Columbus*
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
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    May 26, 2024
    You miserable bitch
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
    @dumbbitchcap
    Oct 24, 2025
    Men want babies like 4 year olds really really really want a puppy
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    vittorio
    @IterIntellectus
    Oct 23, 2025
    it’s interesting how when i tell people my wife is pregnant, reactions split by sex, but not how i’d expect men are genuinely excited. they offer help, advice, tell stories about their kids or how they can’t wait to have their own. women pretend to be happy, put on a polite
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
    @dumbbitchcap
    Mar 10, 2025
    We didn’t go to the moon did we
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
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    Oct 28, 2024
    Not gonna lie this whole time I thought Bad Bunny was this chick
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    Pop Base
    @PopBase
    Oct 27, 2024
    Bad Bunny has endorsed Kamala Harris.
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
    @dumbbitchcap
    Apr 3, 2025
    Every single person in Miami
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
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    Aug 2, 2024
    Lmao
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
    @dumbbitchcap
    Jan 8, 2025
    “It’s called being a decent f*cking human being” -the worst person you’ve ever met in your life
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
    @dumbbitchcap
    Aug 28, 2024
    Every time I go on LinkedIn some woman that looks like this is being called a Rockstar
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
    @dumbbitchcap
    Aug 10, 2024
    Who knew telling dudes they’re not hookup material is the same thing as telling a woman she’s not wifey material. The men yearn to be sex objects. I learn so much on this website
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    Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC
    @dumbbitchcap
    Aug 29, 2022
    Daily reminder
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