Dan Walden
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Dan Walden
@dwaldenwrites
Philologist, critic, choir geek, opera fiend. Great books, liberal education, weird Greek stuff. Opinions solely my own. Go Blue 〽️
a library somewhere
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    Dan Walden
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    Feb 1
    For @the_point_mag I wrote one if the most personally important essays I’ve ever written. My experience teaching great books has been utterly transformative, and I think that if you’re on the left you should be all in on it.
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    The Left Case for Great Books | The Point Magazine
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    Dan Walden
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    Mar 8, 2023
    a goofy zoomer who gets HIV being able to envision a future of getting a few extra tests and taking a couple of daily pills is one of the greatest triumphs of medical science in human history and we should give daily thanks to god that it happened
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    pagliacci the hated 🌝
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    Mar 6, 2023
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    you were born too late to explore the earth, too early to explore the stars, but just in time to see zoomers vlog their HIV diagnosis
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    Dan Walden
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    Aug 3, 2024
    telling all of my friends with small daughters that if they say "i wanna learn about dinosaurs and jump on a trampoline" this is in fact a perfectly fine career path
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    Dan Walden
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    Jun 3, 2025
    pope leo i am begging you to declare the butlerian jihad
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    George
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    Jun 3, 2025
    People are now using AI to depict Biblical stories. Satan didn't have this on his bingo cards.
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    Dan Walden
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    Mar 2, 2025
    one of the fallout effects of the decline of reading among virtually everyone is that the sense for irony has been completely destroyed. sub-middle-school media literacy like this is now completely normal
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    Dan Walden
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    Apr 15, 2024
    yes it's absurd because it should start in kindergarten and everybody should have at least two under their belt by the time they graduate high school, and should have a working knowledge of Spanish no matter what
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    Dan Walden
    @dwaldenwrites
    Jan 31, 2020
    we did it queens, we cyberbullied the Church of England
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    Guardian news
    @guardiannews
    Jan 30, 2020
    Church sorry for saying that sex is just for married heterosexuals theguardian.com/world/2020/jan…
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    Dan Walden
    @dwaldenwrites
    Mar 31, 2025
    this is not “college admissions,” this is “elite college admissions,” and the key to avoiding this kind of outcome is to parent your children like a normal person rather than a spiritually hollow psychopath from park slope
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    felpix
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    Mar 28, 2025
    College admissions is so competitive, kids are just crashing out
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    Dan Walden
    @dwaldenwrites
    Apr 6, 2025
    it is not only possible but extremely likely that the 22-year-olds running DOGE are not aware that all "digital storage" is in fact physical storage. their brains have not made the connection between the data they access and a physical hard drive located in space
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    Department of Government Efficiency
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    Apr 4, 2025
    The @USGSA IT team just saved $1M per year by converting 14,000 magnetic tapes (70 yr old technology for information storage) to permanent modern digital records.
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    Despite its age, magnetic tape is still highly favorable for long-term, static data archives. It offers cost-effectiveness (cheaper than disk/cloud), longevity (outlasts disk drives), offline security (resists cyber threats), and high capacity (up to 50TB per tape). research.ibm.com/blog/tape-dens… corodata.com/tape-backups-s…
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    Dan Walden
    @dwaldenwrites
    Jul 8, 2021
    this is how news outlets report that the cops blew up their house
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    FOX 11 Los Angeles
    @FOXLA
    Jul 7, 2021
    A family who can no longer live at their South Los Angeles home describes the nightmare that comes with being displaced after a horrific incident. foxla.com/news/family-de…

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