Men think lifting impresses women but one time I was in an Uber with a white guy and he started speaking fluent mandarin with the driver
Eade
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Eade
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- Here's a 16-hour timelapse of an embryo building a central nervous system so 23 years from now it can sell b2b SAAS
00:00 - Sorry but realtors make way too much money for what they do
- Really can’t stand “if I was able to rip you off that’s your problem” cultures
- So I made a mistake and left keys in the car. Someone stole it. I tracked it on GPS the next morning and just went over there and stole it back with the spare. They left a blue gatorade in the car, but not Glacier Freeze. Tasteless. I wonder what they're thinking tho
- Met some people who worked at an Escape Room and their most hated customer was a guy who would take all his dates there and pretend he was a genius
- “If he wanted to he would” ma’am he is having the most stressful day of his life at work
- This year, 621 people died from drug overdoses in sf. 173 died of covid.
- WHO IS SHEguys I went to bed late last night and everything is fine this morning. maybe i’ve taken this longevity thing too far?
- I don't really have "icks" but I imagine it would be a man who doesn't know any keyboard shortcuts. Imagine his dumb little hands selecting "copy" and "paste" from a drop-down I'm nauseous
- If your girlfriend is hot go clean her laptop screen right now. I know that thing is a mess
- If a girl ever says “I don’t think your gf likes me :( ” to you she is hitting on you
