Translation: I can treat you like an animal and traumatize your children because you had the gall to seek a better life.
If you don’t want to be caged or separated, DON’T COME HERE ILLEGALLY.
Ed Helms
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Ed Helms
@edhelms
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- This speech by @senatemajldr McConnel is moving because it is mostly true, and deeply galling because it reveals without question that through his years of procedural treachery, he always knew better.
- My thoughts and prayers are with @TedNugent today as he struggles with the senseless tragedy of being @TedNugent.
- Wow! I am literally welling up looking at you two awesome people in this awesome photo. So damn grateful for all those good ol' days at Dunder Mifflin!
- President @realDonaldTrump is giving the worst speech in the history of our great nation. All while attempting to create deliberate chaos in the streets of our great capital. Devoid of humanity, devoid of compassion, devoid of empathy, devoid of integrity. #VoteOutHate
- Irony just exploded.We need a President who isn't a laughing stock to the entire World. We need a truly great leader, a genius at strategy and winning. Respect!
- Americans owe $1.6 TRILLION in student debt. INSANE! @representus and I made a short film about how our corrupt political system got us here, and how we can FIX IT with the #ForThePeopleAct. Grab some popcorn, sit back and enjoy. Then let’s get to work 👍
- Pretty pumped for tomorrow's #ElfForGeorgia table read. Even more pumped that it's going to help my home state of Georgia take back the Senate. Let me know when you grab your tickets! ElfReunion.com/EdHelms
00:00 - To my home state of Georgia: You raised me, you made me who I am, and I love you unconditionally. Also your #HeartbeatBill is heartbreakingly insane (see linked article). Until it is gone, my production company will not be doing business in Georgia.
- Oh wow. This is SO AWESOME!! This podcast is like when they put wheels on suitcases. Before it was a thing nobody missed them, but once it happened, everyone was like HOW DID WE LIVE WITHOUT THIS?!??We are excited to be joining the @earwolf team to bring you our new podcast Office Ladies! Each week, @AngelaKinsey and I will watch an episode of The Office and give you all the stories and behind-the-scenes scoop...as well as some BFF banter about our lives. Starts Wed 10/16!
- Ok @rainnwilson, here's my @Lin_Manuel #Ham4All song! Donate now at prizeo.com/Hamilton NOW I CHALLENGE @jennyslate!!!
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