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edie
@ediemmill
former wedding planner & circular saw user (she/they)
Gateshead
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    Sep 10, 2023
    my daughter is mortally terrified of nearly all dogs and one thing that it’s taught me is that most owners are far more bothered about persuading you their dog is safe to be around than actually ensuring it is
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    Jul 25, 2018
    some girl at our open mic is doing an breathy acoustic cover of all star by smashmouth and i can’t tell if she’s extremely online or not online at all
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    May 1, 2021
    my new hobby is rubbernecking on fights about what people do to their houses on fb interiors groups. one woman has moved into a barn conversion and is asking about ripping out the beautiful flagstone floor and someone has replied “maybe you should have bought a house you liked”
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    May 24, 2017
    just saw 2 toddlers, previously unknown to each other, bump their ice creams together and say 'cheers!' so there is still good in the world
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    Jul 8, 2024
    ok well this is completely untethered from reality and the standard usage of language so now what
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    Guardian news
    @guardiannews
    Jul 8, 2024
    Israel-Gaza war live: Netanyahu says ceasefire deal must allow Israel to keep fighting until objectives met dlvr.it/T9J6Vd
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    Nov 27, 2021
    nov 27, 2021. michael owen has discovered a portal to the abyss,
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    Michael Owen
    @themichaelowen
    Nov 26, 2021
    Looks like I won’t be going anywhere for a while.
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    Feb 29, 2020
    conversation i just heard in wilko: him: do you reckon you’ll need ID? her: why would i need ID to buy a cactus? him (incredulous): cos it’s spiky man
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    Jun 8, 2017
    Hi, I am 25 years old and have been out on the streets for your party every night, show some fucking gratitude you mummified pricks
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    Jim Pickard 🐋
    @PickardJE
    Jun 8, 2017
    Senior Labour figure: "I am gobsmacked. Everyone is." Another senior Labour figure: "Seriously what the fuck is happening?"
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    Oct 5, 2022
    i also love their fake “getting into tory conference” outfits
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    Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social
    @TobyonTV
    Oct 5, 2022
    THEY BOUGHT MORE THAN ONE SIGN
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    Jan 5, 2021
    incredible that this tweet is now out of date because sitting on a bench is no longer allowed
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    SBF
    @imSBF
    Dec 29, 2020
    January 2020 vs December 2020
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    Sep 27, 2022
    this thread is hilarious, “we’ve spent decades making sure institutions are controlled by financial interests alone and this one has gone rogue, help!”
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    Matt Bilinsky
    @mattbilinsky
    Sep 27, 2022
    A billionaire bought one of America’s biggest newspapers. Then he put his 28-year old daughter with deep ties to socialist organizations in charge You may have seen the articles, but it’s actually worse than reported… And the consequences could affect every resident of LA🧵👇
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    Aug 20, 2022
    is that good
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    Jan 18, 2020
    the way americans pronounce the name ‘craig’: heinous
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    edie
    @ediemmill
    May 20, 2019
    Replying to @ediemmill
    twenty one minutes. what a city
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