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- fucked up thing abt this is that there used to be something that ate tigersTigers have eye spots to avoid attacks from predators while drinking water. Getting a drink is one of the few times they are vulnerable so this affords a good backup intimidation strategy.
- just got the call. fired. I was the wildlife DEI coordinator at the EPA. my job was to turn the frogs gay
Amazon Web Servers went down, and all the Eight Sleep "smart" mattresses went haywire. Just a thought, but are there maybe some household goods it's smarter to leave "dumb"? unherd.com/newsroom/aws-o…- lol they turned off grok chat but its still generating text in images
Cooking your own meals is more expensive than eating out- unfortunately white people are just gonna snap one daySinger Bob Vylan performs his new song “HEARD YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY BACK? HAH, SHUT THE FUCK UP” at Britain’s largest music festival Glastonbury
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when a woman calls you annoying it means she's so into you that she's mad about it
US Olympic and other teams will bring their own AC units to Paris, undercutting environmental plan apnews.com/article/olympi…
