gay person: I’m gay
straight person: I’m straight
bi person: I’m bisexual
my roommate who texts me every time he’s gonna cook an onion:
elizabeth 🤓
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elizabeth 🤓
@elizardbethc
the talent manager of every big billy bass singing fish. contact for bookings
- none of your “recession indicators” eclipse what I just saw
- even 9/11??In my book, every day is National Ice Cream Day.
- thinking about when I visited LA at 16 and tried to take tumblr photos in front of this “aesthetic blue building”
- the article just says it’s 7 of these btw
Seven Ways to Actively Fight Depression... bit.ly/2cWTN5T - rooting around in the airport cannabis amnesty box like a truffle pig
- this is christmas for bisexual millennial women that only date menJohn Mulaney to host SNL with Chappell Roan as the musical guest on November 2nd.
Don’t text your ex. Text your mayor. Really: 917-909-2288.- me: I fucking hate being told what to do me when cha cha slide comes on: left foot two stomp
- me paying 35$ for lukewarm taco bell delivered to my doorstep at a horrific hour
- finally seeing one of these in real life hit like crack cocaine
- i’ve met this creature as he drove through the mall
There is a ...HUGE bunny at the Giants/Mariners game.
