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Shin Megami Tenser's Floating Disc
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35 she/they leftist | 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 | plural autistic neuroqueer | Black Lives Matter | Frequently wrong, occasionally horny | I consulted for FatT once
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    Jul 8, 2023
    Replying to @billybrizzle420
    A partner came to visit and I ordered in a bunch and at one point they asked, with some trepidation, "so is it okay if I do cooked stuff for my turn? Because I don't think I can afford all that" No, I'm not keeping score, I'm not tallying the numbers, there's no meal debt
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    Nov 2, 2021
    JFK has the face of a man with no idea of his surroundings except that a picture is being taken, so he turns toward it like a flower towards sunlight
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    Feb 3, 2021
    Like Twain's “I didn't have time to write you a short letter, so I wrote you a long one.”
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    Mar 5, 2023
    Replying to @frogs4girls
    And this one
    The survivorship bias image with the plane and the red dots
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    Apr 22, 2025
    This is like how the Nostradamus prophecies are like "he predicted war... In 1940!!!" yeah he always predicted war and he was always right there's always war Popes die right before bad things happen because bad things are always happening
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    Jan 27, 2021
    Replying to @catacalypto and @RKRigney
    2020 was Fuck Around But 2021 is truly Find Out
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    Jan 24, 2021
    The power in this exchange
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    Aug 19, 2020
    Replying to @BitchWithA_W
    Reminds me of
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    Jun 2, 2025
    Replying to @zxnoshima
    "I'm not homophobic, I'm not homophobic!" he cries as the woke mob drags him away, "I'm just distressed by the inevitable march of tiiiiiime"
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    Apr 30, 2023
    Use them yourself, assert dominance "Oh, are they not shared use? They were in shared space..."
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    Jun 7, 2022
    "what's the pay?" "Theoretically infinite"
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    Jun 2, 2020
    Replying to @Dark_Tesla
    "Wonderful, you registered to vote! Now, America has a robust two party system, and they disagree on most issues, like healthcare, gun control, and public education." "Great! I'll vote for the ones who want to hold cops accountable!" "Sorry no we don't have one of those."
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    Jan 18, 2021
    Your grandma after you were born: it didn't work! The Buddhists: just wait
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    Apr 18, 2021
    Replying to @zei_squirrel
    Eh, you get used to it You shouldn't, obviously, it's horrible But you do. It's background noise.