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Eric Schwartau
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Eric Schwartau
@ericschmerick
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New York
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Joined August 2009
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    Eric Schwartau
    @ericschmerick
    Jan 12, 2021
    “when this is all over”... babe nothing ends anymore
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    Eric Schwartau
    @ericschmerick
    Feb 13, 2020
    life comes at you fast
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    Eric Schwartau
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    Apr 30, 2017
    would love to see a throuple featured on house hunters and watch them joke about needing a triple vanity in the en suite
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    Eric Schwartau
    @ericschmerick
    Nov 28, 2024
    left the kitchen for a minute at my parents house and by the time I got back the lemon I was cutting was wrapped in plastic
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    Eric Schwartau
    @ericschmerick
    Jan 20, 2017
    🎼 can i speak to your managerrr🎤🎼
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    Eric Schwartau
    @ericschmerick
    Jan 20, 2021
    "this land is your land, this land is my land from Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza, straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa" 🎶
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    Eric Schwartau
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    Sep 22, 2022
    what have we become
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    Eric Schwartau
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    Mar 15, 2021
    thank you to our frontline nurses and healthcare workers!
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    Eric Schwartau
    @ericschmerick
    Dec 23, 2022
    Emily in Paris is the product of a gay man’s imagination— she has no family, no interior, no vagina. She is a paper doll with clothes affixed to her known only by the name of the city she moved to— and in three seasons the biggest change in her personality is getting bangs.
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    Eric Schwartau
    @ericschmerick
    Jan 6, 2021
    these capitol police acting reallll defunded rn
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    Eric Schwartau
    @ericschmerick
    Nov 16, 2022
    I can’t do this again
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    Eric Schwartau
    @ericschmerick
    Dec 23, 2023
    Joseph and Mary would have gladly taken your Dec 22-28 sublet
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    Eric Schwartau
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    Oct 3, 2022
    now THIS is gay mainstream... the male lead doesn't even have a name
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    Eric Schwartau
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    Dec 5, 2019
    we’re going to lose some really cute “short kings” to rising sea levels 😢
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    Eric Schwartau
    @ericschmerick
    Feb 8, 2019
    no one: canned wine: ________ [ ] | | | 👁👁| | 👃🏼 | | 👄 | | | | | \ _______ /

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