Not really on here these days, but we do need a new pinned post...
This month I launched Neighborhood Literary, an agency with an extra focus on taking care of local writer communities.
🏠 The door is open.
🫖 The kettle is on.
✨ Come on in.
I quit drinking coffee back in December for health reasons, so here's my thinkpiece on living my best life without caffeine:
I've wanted to murder everyone for the past two months and still do.
That's it. That's the post. Thank you.
Today a little girl at kindergarten drop off kept trying to chat with my kiddo, who kept walking off. I told her “he doesn’t really talk just yet” and she said “I know, but you have to try.”
Anyhow. The kids are alright.
🥹
I think there’s a first date going on near me and it’s a disaster:
“You know Harry Potter?”
“Not really.”
“The movies?”
“No.”
“I’m a Hufflepuff.”
“Congrats?”
GET OUT OF THERE SWEET HUFFLEPUFF.
Parenting Tip: If your toaster has been smelling weird all week, check inside! There could be a Lightning McQueen race car at the bottom. Know. The. Signs.
Shout out to the guy sitting next to me on my flight, who had to deal with me waking up, twice, in a panic because I thought I “missed my stop.”
The way you said, twice, “sir we are on a plane” was soothing.
You were the MVP of this flight. May this week bring you good things.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
And the very next day
You gave it 1 star on Goodreads
“This reads
like it’s written for teens.”
It’s a YA novel
You jerk.