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laur 🍉
@evil_foetus
i am funny sometimes but not often • (she/they) • 20 • @shortlikemarvin’s croomf
lesbian who will bite
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    Jan 13, 2023
    foetus is another way of spelling fetus. that’s what my username means. did not think i had to say that.
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    Jan 10, 2024
    jesus fucking christ sorry for enjoying things
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    Jan 30, 2024
    selena gomez type celebrities that claim that speaking out wouldn’t do anything are so stupid . gay youtubers raised 83k in two hours
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    Phil Lester
    @AmazingPhil
    Jan 30, 2024
    my birthday stream with dan raised over $83,000 for the palestine children’s relief fund!! and i now have an eyebrow slit.. thank you all for being such a kind/chaotic audience 💜🎂
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    May 27, 2024
    we are done as a society when people see the happiest child ever and still decide to be fucking assholes
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    Feb 1, 2024
    are you fucking kidding me do i have the curse of prophecy
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Feb 1, 2024
    Dan and Phil’s livestream celebrating Phil’s birthday was able to raise over $100,000 for the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund.
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    May 24, 2024
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    Nov 9, 2023
    what is bro on about
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    Aug 4, 2023
    it is september 12 2001. your child will not eat. do you do the here comes the airplane thing.
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    Jun 10, 2023
    not to be dramatic or anything but i need them to be in it
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    The HoloFiles - Movie/TV News & Reviews
    @theholofiles
    Dec 17, 2022
    Who would you cast in Knives Out 3? 🔪
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    Jan 24, 2024
    Replying to @anika_mercat
    wait i just noticed, in the question it’s stated that Palestine is a country
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    Oct 22, 2023
    sure man
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    Oct 30, 2023
    storytelling
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    Jan 10, 2024
    Replying to @evil_foetus
    hit tweet i’m breaking the bit. don’t stop talking about palestine. don’t stop donating to palestine. attend events and marches if you can. write to your leaders. this isn’t over until palestine is freed. what we need right now more than anything is a ceasefire.
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    laur 🍉
    @evil_foetus
    Nov 9, 2023
    Replying to @evil_foetus
    Happy Holidays from me and my pronouns.
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