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Bennett's Phylactery
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Bennett's Phylactery
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The unnaturally preserved head of Doctor John Cook Bennett. blog.exitgroup.us
several canopic jars
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Jun 12
    The recent arson in the Sandhurst neighborhood originated from a homeless encampment According to sources in the SLCPD, sister missionaries on Temple Square were recently assaulted by a vagrant living under a tarp at Memory Grove The sisters were encouraged not to press
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Mar 8, 2025
    Is there a non joke explanation for this
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Feb 2, 2025
    Yeah that's 10 million lethal doses retard
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Oct 17, 2025
    The most obvious problem with "classical education"
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    Chrisman
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    Oct 13, 2025
    Trying to persuade the 11yo to drop out of 6th grade and return to homeschool. He agrees school is a colossal waste of his time and potential. However, he makes the following (admittedly strong) counterpoint: It has girls.
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Sep 23, 2024
    I will bet $500 that the Diddy tapes do not send hundreds of celebrities to prison
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    Matt Wallace
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    Sep 22, 2024
    Usher just deleted all of his tweets. The Diddy tapes are about to send hundreds of celebrities to prison.
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Nov 6, 2025
    They're so fat that standing upright for half an hour bursts the blood vessels in their legs They call it The Disney Rash because their annual trip to Disney is the one time in the year that they stand upright for half an hour
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Feb 8, 2025
    You can't put a 25 year old in charge of 5 trillion dollars That's a job for an advanced dementia patient worked like a puppet by a legion of kleptomaniac troons
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    Will Stancil
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    Feb 7, 2025
    HE WAS PUT IN CHARGE OF A PAYMENT SYSTEM THAT DISBURSES 5 TRILLION DOLLARS
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Aug 16, 2025
    The whole point of the Addams Family was that they're in love It was subversive for the 60s because they were goth meds but otherwise traditional & functional & happy
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Feb 15, 2024
    Hi, duck expert here! This is not funny. Ducks only do this when they've been molested
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    knx
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    Feb 13, 2024
    $100 for each duck. $25 for the gay one x.com/Yoda4ever/stat…
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Sep 28, 2025
    We used to just call it a "nation"
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    Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐
    @TrueSlazac
    Sep 28, 2025
    Mind blowing to me that the word “ethnostate” basically didn’t exist until 2010
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Dec 3, 2024
    I think that if I were a cartel operative I would still be able to identify this law enforcement officer
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    El Blog del Narco
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    Dec 2, 2024
    Capturan a segundo integrante de "Los Colombianos" La Fiscalía de Sonora detuvo en CDMX a Adrián “N”, miembro de la banda criminal internacional “Los Colombianos”, responsable de robos violentos en residencias de lujo en Hermosillo y otras ciudades. — Más detalles en
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Jun 18, 2025
    this is the type of guy who has kept you safe every night of your whole life
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    Isaiah Martin
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    Jun 17, 2025
    Your Secretary of Defense in charge of keeping us safe tonight!
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Jun 7, 2025
    Having an unrelated live-in boyfriend increases the likelihood of your child being molested by 40X & the likelihood of dying from inflicted injuries by 50X Significantly more dangerous than driving drunk with your kids, but accepted as routine
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    New York Post
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    Jun 7, 2025
    Florida ‘monster’ kills ex-girlfriend’s toddler daughter with beating so brutal her spine was severed trib.al/b8U9Xgo
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    Bennett's Phylactery
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    Feb 21, 2025
    This guy was born to stand silently behind a guy who wants to know where his fucking money is
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    Rapid Response 47
    The White House
    @RapidResponse47
    Feb 20, 2025
    .@POTUS: "We're going to go to Fort Knox — the fabled Fort Knox — to make sure the gold is there."
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