i hope the babies i was born wit at the hospital doing good
invader zim
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invader zim
@f8the
ethical dictator 🦠🇭🇹
- y’all ever hear a bitch vent n realize she the problem
- i hate realistic dreams like btch im tryna swim wit mermaids
- can y’all just post y’all therapist’s advice on twitter so i don’t have to go
- ppl rlly don’t drop money on the floor like they used to
- being in a talking stage w someone when U going thru shit is so inconvenient ya whole life be fallin apart n meanwhile mfs asking U ya favorite color
- white ppl raise their kids so differently bc no way my mom would be sitting there kikiing after i dug my hand in a strangers’ food😭Prince Harry catches young girl "stealing" his popcorn at Invictus Games
00:00 - macbooks should be touchscreen by now
- i do not know how to like someone in moderation im either obsessed or not interested
- ion like spotify wrapped bc i’ll have one manic episode in feb where i listened to a song 400 times n dat b my so-called fave song of the yr
- kanye announcing he’s not being hacked is funny asf bc nobody thought that was the case😭
- bitches who get drunk n start crying b scaring me like girl wat the fuck jus happened
- dem white girls dat look like vampires b cool asf like U kno wat alice i kinda like u
