High testosterone behaviors:
-talk to people like you already know them
-lift weights
-go for walks
-unfollow Instagram models
-leave massive tips at restaurants
-don’t hookup with a girl who you wouldn’t be pumped to show off to your friends (because she’s so hot and
John Fadule
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- Life is amazing: -get jacked -crush it in your career -ask your crush out on a date (if she says no repeat steps 1 and 2 until she says yes) -make her your girlfriend then your wife -when you’re married keep getting jacked and keep crushing it in your career -leave massive tips
- If you don’t fantasize about: -your next workout -busting inside your crush -hosting Christmas parties with her as a hot married couple -watching Rocky movies with her dad staying up til 2AM smoking cigars -living in the same town with your boys one day coaching your kids’
- Hangover cure: -50 push-ups -black coffee -drive to your friend’s place because you don’t wanna be alone -the only person there is his girlfriend’s friend from home (she played Soccer in College and her body is insane) -talk to her like you already know her and find out she’s
- Replying to @mornings0daI didn’t know girls did this. This is epic. (Men are led to believe girls hate each other/perpetually work to sabotage each other)
- Hangover cure: 1. Wake up randomly grateful and walk to a playground with your boys and smash chin-ups and dips in the Sun 2. See a girl you know running hill sprints (she played Soccer at your College and her body is insane) 3. Ask her to get coffee with you and find out she’s
- Hangover cure: 1. Sunlight + iced coffee 2. Gym (dips & rows) 3. 21-minute phone call with your cool Uncle (the one you can tell anything to, judgment-free) 4. Eat breakfast food with your boys at a diner at 2PM 5. Go back to one of their places and watch 5 episodes of The
- Things that are in: -Lifting weights -Dive bars -Having a hot wife -Eating healthy 90% of the time -Girls with good bodies -Pregaming with the right people all night instead of rotting your soul in nightclubs with people you don’t like or trust -Not wearing condoms (you should
- Things that are in: -Lifting weights -Walking -Bragging about your boy to his girlfriend when he’s in the bathroom/is otherwise occupied -Zay Flowers -Julian Edelman podcast clips -Girls who love their dad -Girls 1-3 years older than you -2000-2010 throwbacks (When You Were
- Hangover cure: -black coffee -hot shower -invite your boys over and make a well thought-out food order (breakfast sandwiches and tater tots) -watch Hell Or High Water then take a 90-minute nap -hit the gym together (upper body) -see a group of 3 baddies doing treadmill sprints,
- If you aren’t regularly awestruck by how amazing life is you’re dumb: -we live in a free country -gyms exist -grocery stores exist -NFL Sundays happen 20+ times a year -you and your friends can get baked at a Coldplay concert -you can build yourself into a superhero in a few
- Things that are in: Talking to your crush in-person Lifting weights Glen Powell Long walks The Rizzler Phone calls with your cool Uncle (the one you can tell anything to, judgment-free) Things that are out: Speaking badly about girls you’ve slept with (this is a psychotically
- High testosterone behaviors: -talk to people like you already know them -leave massive tips at restaurants -don’t hookup with a girl you wouldn’t be thrilled to show off to your friends (because she’s so hot and emotionally mature it makes them want a girlfriend) -lift weights
- Things that are in: -Lifting weights -Dive bars -Hailee Steinfeld -Shane Gillis -When a special needs kid scores a basket on Senior Night -“American Girl” by Tom Petty -Having sleepovers with girls you don’t feel the need to wear a condom with -Encouraging little kids to punch

