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alien
@fastestUFO
Trillionaire Mindset
Joined November 2023
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Jun 18, 2024
    love. love is missing from this evil world
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    Food Pleaser
    @FoodPleaser
    Jun 17, 2024
    What's missing ?
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Aug 9, 2024
    who are all these fat retards
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    ryan 🤿
    @scubaryan_
    Aug 9, 2024
    after beefing for weeks the Costo boys have finally made Los Pollos say the iconic “Double Chunk Chocolate Cookie” phrase 😭😭x.com/jimmylubetron/…
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Dec 7, 2024
    if i saw a wizard casting a spell i wouldnt even give a fuck
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Jun 20, 2024
    probably the most disgusting thing ive ever seen
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Aug 26, 2025
    theyre saying there isnt going to be a thursday this week
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Nov 16, 2025
    fuck most of you
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Aug 9, 2024
    theyre chinese
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Oct 31, 2025
    do girls stare at me in public because im sexually gorgeous or because im a disgusting and grotesque fucked up alien mutant
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Jul 4, 2025
    drinking a beer alone with terrible posture
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Jul 11, 2025
    last weekend i saw like 12 blonde white girls get on the train and they all had matchas and labubus hanging from their their handbags and it was genuinely shocking
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    ethyl ꕤ 🌼
    @luvmoonv
    Jul 11, 2025
    what is this genre of people called?
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Jan 24, 2025
    alcohol sucks i wish i was it was 1860 so i could get fucked up in a chinese opium den
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Dec 12, 2024
    i smell like marijuana and i look like a fucking retard
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Nov 5, 2025
    fireworks are so cool i cant believe i was scared of them when i was a dog
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    alien
    @fastestUFO
    Apr 28, 2025
    looks like shit
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